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Saturday, March 10, 2007
-What is a KISS? It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION. -Why is your penis better than a credit card? (a) Once spent it recharges itself. (b) It is accepted worldwide. (c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants. -LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut! MUM: You mean it's small? LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!! -A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing. -A man was carrying 3 babies in a train. The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies? MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS -Women top 5 lies: from the whitest down 5. I am a virgin. 4. It is so big. 3. I can't do that to my best friend. 2. I won't gain weight after marriage 1. I am coming! I am coming!!! -A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says: What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear. ...yawh a lil bit of Naughty jokes dech...masih banyak lagee lo...so sering2 maen ke sini yaks huehehehe
scribbled at 2:25 PM
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