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Sunday, March 11, 2007
huakakaka..like jackass de movie yakz...number 2 porn jokes of udee's blog huekekek..bener2 lo buat 18 taon ke atas n tak ada maksud diskriminasi gender yakz hueheheh just joke..huakakak..silakan menikmati dech ^^
- What is the closest thing to a woman's period? Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*CKED!!!
- Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first? A Kid replied : The legs...because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
- Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school? Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".
- What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain? Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.
- AGES OF VAGINA: 16 TO 19 BRAND NEW. 20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED 29 TO 36 SECOND HAND 37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR 46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION 56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK 61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!!!!!!
- MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP! GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!"
- Regular GIRLS REACTION TO PENIS SIZES 9 INCHES - Oh Shit, pain!! 7 INCHES - Oh, I'm in heaven 6 INCHES - OH PERFECT 5 INCHES - UMMMM OK 4 INCHES - PUSH MORE 3 INCHES - IS THAT IN??? 2 INCHES - IDIOT!! JUST USE YOUR TONGUE!!!
scribbled at 4:26 PM
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